A mass army of the undead has invaded Dublin City, attacking Dubliners and tourists, local news reported moments ago. A hoard of the flesh eating scourge was fist spotted in the city’s central St. Stephen’s Green Park at about 2pm.
The walking dead were then spotted rampaging, slowly, through the city’s Stephen’s Green/Dawson Street area, making its way through College Green and down past Fleet Street.
Coming onto O’Connell Bridge the zombie apocalypse took a left past the Quays before stopping in the world famous tourist quarter, Temple Bar.
Of course, this was not a real Zombie infestation, not yet anyway; this was part of the annual Dublin City Zombie Walk which this year was being run (or slowly shambled) for the Royal National Lifeboat Association (RNLI)
Twitter was the first to report the zombie attack, this is what it had to say.
Things I learned form the Dublin Zombie Walk: 1) Fake blood does not wash off easily. #zombiewalk
— Fabio V (@His_Chiefness) July 23, 2011
Sweet Zombie Jesus was there too
Sweet Zombie Jesus!http://twitpic.com/5uijl3
— Maximillian (@LunaticBuddha) July 23, 2011
Some people were turned into zombies today, RIP
My brother wakes me up to do his make up for the Zombie walk in town,I hope he appreciates that I used all MAC on him!! yfrog.com/gzmhgsfj
— Aimee Prizeman (@HeyAimeeMonroe) July 23, 2011
A Roman zombie was there too (Glad we weren’t sitting next to him on the flight over)
The first zombie ever… yfrog.com/hs7k1ndj
— Gustavo Leso (@gugaleso) July 23, 2011
Run for the hills, but remember the zombie survival code – always double tap
Run for the hills, the zombie apocalypse has begun! #zombiewalk #dublinzombiewalkhttp://twitrpix.com/fmwf http://twitrpix.com/fmwg
— Damian @ Brightstar(@DamianOS3) July 23, 2011
Somebody had to say it,
Dublin Zombie Walk 2011, here we come! Brrrrrraainnnnnsss!!
— Carl (@PlasticPaddy_fi) July 23, 2011
If there is one thing that we don’t want to see zombies doing, it’s…
Serious zombie buzz today in town, their fuckin everywhere
— Kieron Bracken (@Bracken88) July 23, 2011
Remember, if caught in a crowd of zombies pretend to be one – don’t draw attention to yourself.
Dublin zombie walk gathering. #dzw http://yfrog.com/kk66hdvbj
— Cyril Moloney (@CyMolo) July 23, 2011
Thankfully zombies can’t use technology but it’s best not to check into a zombie attack on FourSquare. They could learn.
At Dublin Zombie Walk 2011 (@ St. Stephen’s Green w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/qlvKfm
— Paul Birney (@Paul_Birney) July 23, 2011
Dublin zombie walk http://instagr.am/p/IUDIg/
— Anthony Peyper (@refre5h) July 23, 2011
Amidst all the fun @Gareth_O_Connor gave this sound advice,
There’s a zombie walk in town. This would a smart time for an actual zombie outbreak. Thank god they don’t have brains.
— Gareth O’Connor (@Gareth_O_Connor) July 23, 2011